Thursday, February 10, 2011

They're Blue, They're Red, They're Wintergreen...

by SandWyrm


If like me, you have 3 young boys at home, then you probably spend way too much of your life watching Thomas the Tank Engine. You probably also get the Thomas theme song stuck in your head while trying to play 40K or paint.

Well, here's some alternate 40K lyrics that I've composed just for you:
They’re blue, they’re red, they’re wintergreen
The other colors rarely seen.
Give up right now Xenos fool.
You’ll never get the best new rules.

All with different tropes to bark.
Vikings, Vampires, Joan of Arc.
Come on now, start some Marines!
Just like all your friends

Ultras! They’re the boring ones.
Chaos! Once was lots of fun.
Grey Knights! Are up next in line.
Sisters! They still win just fine.
Templars! Finally got their FAQ.
Space Wolves! Can both shoot and hack.
Blood Angels! Have that emo stare.
Dark Angels! Well, let’s just say they’re rare.

They’re blue, they’re red, they’re wintergreen
The other colors rarely seen.
Give up right now Xenos fool.
You’ll never get the best new rules.

All with different tropes to bark.
Vikings, Vampires, Joan of Arc.
Come on now, start some Marines!
Just like all your friends.
Enjoy!

9 comments:

  1. I say double darned on you. *shakes fist*

    although the Thomas-voltron is pretty funny.

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  2. I find the your detailed recall....disturbing.

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  3. And they'll get backup from the Sodor First and Useful!

    http://sonsoftaurus.blogspot.com/2010/02/sodor-imperial-guard.html

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  4. whats worse, is i sang the entire song in my head. that train needs to die horribly. and the movie that had peter fonda in it, made me realize that when your 70 and play a grandpa in that movie, you lose a bit of your soul.

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  5. uberdark: Because of that train (as well as assorted ninjas, Trigun, and a certain curious monkey) my wife is able to actually have occasional stretches of quiet.

    Long Live the Train!

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  6. Gah! Don't remind me of that one. I burned the DVD.

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  7. come on wyrmy.....you know ya want to. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3if2vIbJ4w&feature=related&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1

    make sure and fast forward to 1:25. then you can literally see some of peter fonda die. rewind it and he gets it back. lmao.

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