Monday, November 26, 2012

The Ultimate Mary Sue

by SandWyrm


"Captain Ward was born on Macragge. Upon turning five, he asked to enlist in the Ultramarines (best chapter of them all) like his father to help Daddy kill the aliens. He was taken in as the youngest ever initiate due to his superior marks in schools, blinding speed, and deadly strength..."

First, what a Mary Sue is (click to enlarge):


Then the link that you MUST follow for the hilarity:

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Captain_Matthias_Ward

Enjoy!

10 comments:

  1. lol, I do have a single Paladin named Matt F*cking Ward, and everyone cheers when he dies!

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  2. Huh.
    I had no idea that Ward had authorized a biography.
    Lucky for us he's a humble chap.
    ;)

    Wait....20 Matt Ward clones?
    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!11111!!!!!!

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  3. Given the general level of tech savvy/internet awareness of the readership of this blog, I'm not sure if randomly pointing people in 4chan's direction for the sake of a bad Mat Ward joke is really worth the troubles it could cause.

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    1. 4chan is the new god of Internet chaos, and I am its champion. ;)

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  4. I just feel dirty in this corner... :P

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  5. Home of the Angry Marines/Pretty Marines/Reasonable Marines, 4chan. It's a cross between Arkham Asylum and DARPA.

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